Prayer for An Evil Eye

Somebody out there is throwing bad mojo, y’all — for realz!

Welcome to the world of magick. Just when I think the rest of my life is gonna be one amazing event after another, the dark side of magick rears its nasty ass. I got a message from a witch I know that somebody was hurling some dark arts in my direction. I’m not stupid enough to ignore the caution, but I also know my mother is one of my guardian angels and she ain’t no joke. I kind of feel sorry for the person, ‘cause my mother is basically Kāli, the Destroyer.

I don’t want to make light of it, dough. It’s fucked up. Even the world of magick got trolls. It’s like when I started blowing up on YouTube and suddenly started getting death threats and shit. I’d tell y’all to check the comments on my spoof video “Black People are Stupid,” but I don’t want to trigger nobody. Racists be clicking in to see Black people torn down, and then they get they hearts broke when I one eighty on them bitches and ask them to interrogate they own racism. Haters gotta hate.

Now, I’m gonna do what I gotta do. This is my curse for whoever it is out there trying to harm me and mine:

I see you.

I feel you.

I hear you.

I know you’re alone and likely in pain. You feel you’ve been slighted by the world. You feel you haven’t been given your fair share. I see you in shadow. I feel your heart like a knot in your chest. I hear you crying.

I absolve you of any wrong you’ve wished on me. No harm. No foul. Let flowers sprout in the dirt that’s fallen by the wayside.

I embrace you and surround you in the loving and unconditional light of the spirit of all my ancestors. Be free of the darkness that has all but swallowed you. Fill your heart with healing light and joy. Bask in the warmth of self-satisfaction. Your benevolent desires come to you. Be released from dark thoughts that plague you. Commitments to ill will drain from you and leave you cleansed and renewed.

Go in peace.